Thursday, February 4, 2010

the doc said let you eat CAKE

so it went something like this

Dr Spagnoli walks in and goes how are you feeling
and before he can close the door

ME: I'M STARVING-count my ribs

DR: What do you want to eat?

ME: what CAN i eat? I have a list!

DR: whats on your list

ME: Waffles
DR: YES

ME: pancakes
DR: YES

me:salad
DR:yes

me: cake at tomorrow's office party
DR:YES

me:what about the Doritos in my purse?
DR:If u chew them well and make them soft -YES
if your concern is what you can eat you are healing well-just stay away from crunchy chips and crusts and anything too hard

ME: can i have some cheese pizza with my husband at Coscto when i leave here?
DR: OF COURSE


so that was the dialogue and of course he looked and said most of the scabs have fallen off so i am well on my way


now in my attempt to be greedy i was in coscto going up to EVERY sample lady trying stuff
brats, cheese, beef jerky, pizza

BUT i chewed slow and it hurt and when it came time to eat my pizza i only ate half of a half-i guess i have to take it slow

and sure enough last night i felt what it feels to have the scab come off and just imagine the tightening of the area when you have a regular scab well it feels like that except its in your mouth so not dry and then it burns and as you swallow it pulls it more and then it feels like its being ripped off

so that was my night!!

but today i'm eating cake!!