Wednesday, May 6, 2009

stop the madness

while listening to my podcast-i just learned that in Saudi Arabia a man can divorce his woman by saying "I divorce you" 3 times!
apparently THAT is legal there and apparently they had the first "text message" divorce

ok that is CRAZY!

if that was the way of life in America can you imagine the mayhem -then again financially it would save A LOT of money, BUT it would diminish the bond and sanctity of marriage

marriage marriage-hmmmm-nah i wont go there today

ok the topic of my podcast is seasonal dating-hmmm a few comments-grow up-that sucks-dating sucks-so glad that i am in a serious committed relationship and not in some shaky relationship-SUCH STRESS

ok but a few public service announcements because we are approaching the warm weather season

  • NO muffin tops-i am guilty of gaining some winter weight BUT i am working on it now-i would suggest you pass it along to everyone you know and care about or commit to flowly fabrics that are forgiving
  • when in doubt-wear black-its slimming and forgiving-EXCEPT when in the spandex form when the white elastic is visible
  • SPANX are amazing and a great investment
  • i dont care if i make it back to a size 1/2 let me just say JUST because you can fit it-the second question one should ask themself IS- "is this AGE appropriate"?
  • shoot now i cant get the bold off
  • classy not trashy
  • when in doubt put it back in the closet
  • lotion-lotion-lotion
  • and if you're feeling sexy-palmers body oil, baby oil gel, or my classic sephora spray body oil (might i add-it smells heavenly) and makes the skin glow
  • oh oh pedicures! and since the economy is crap-either do it yourself OR keep them nude and lotion those heels
  • stay away from the pedi egg-its nothing but a metal cheese grater and it will create a river of blood in the shower (oops sorry that hit close to home)
  • maxi dresses and sun dresses are GREAT!
  • exfoliate your skin- a great one is the neutrogena scrub
  • have fun-smile often
  • oh oh SUNSCREEN-i dont care how much pigment is in your skin EVERYONE do yourself a favor buy some! the spray kind is super cool
ok enjoy-pass it along and if i forgot anything let me know