So I was in the gym this morning and I saw the corniest commercial and in the spirit of Kellee who always asks me to write a funny blog here it goes.
As we get closer to the ever romantic holiday of VALENTINE'S DAY-the commercials have begun wtih what to get and what she will love
from the .."He went to Jared's " commercials to the "A Diamond is forever" ones-to the EXTREME and EXTREMELY bad commercial i saw today
I am sorry Vermont Teddy Bears BUT I am NOT and DO not want a LIFE SIZED teddy bear
i am good and dang on grown
i saw that commercial and not only did i almost fall off the treadmill and not from lack of coordination but in awe at the BAD direction that tv media was giving men
they even had a woman standing there with a low cut tank top and clearly a push up bra with a box of chocolates and she looks at them and throws them down in disgust WHICH folks lets pause for a moment..no woman EVER has thrown out chocolote that is just nothing short of Jihad
and in the next moment she tosses the flowers in the trash and then her goofy boyfriend comes in with a lifesized teddy bear and her face lights up
if this is not some delusional crazy i don't know what is
it was sad and i sincerely hope that no man who thinks in the darkest of corners of his man brain that giving a GROWN woman a massive teddy bear or a teddy bear in general once you are out of high school will score you anymore than a night alone and possibly a ticket to the freeway of being SINGLE is sadly mistaken
SO I know the argument could be wow that sounds ungrateful and its the thought that counts
well guess what HAD a guy given it some thought #1 he would know his partner and #2 he would have THOUGHT better than to buy a stupid teddy bear for her to do what with-lay and lounge on like its a bean bag
this whole commercial makes me roll my eyes with irritation
ok that's all
that is my vent for today
i am stepping off my soapbox
